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2. Select Your Finish

Just like a leg of mutton hanging in front of a Shetland hearth, the character of the truth is shaped by the wood and the brine. Choose the smoke or cure that fits your palate.
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Peat Fire

Peat Fire

Balanced

The standard. A steady, reliable analysis that weighs pros and cons equally. The "Home Truth" slant.

TraditionalDown to EarthAuthentic
Traditional Cure

Peat is the standard. It is the steady, reliable fuel of the Shetland home. It provides warmth and a distinct, earthy flavour that defines Reestit Mutton.

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Birch Wisp

Birch Wisp

Complimentary

Cleaner and brighter. Focuses on the "bright spots"—hidden gems and exceptional hospitality.

PleasantSweetPolished
Light & Refined

While peat is the staple, birch wood burns cleaner and brighter, imparting a much lighter, sweeter smoke to the analysis.

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Sea-Salt Drift

Sea-Salt Drift

Critical

Forensic, sharp, and salt-forward, this lens strips away the polish to find the raw truth underneath.

SharpUnfilteredAcquired Taste
The Brine Sting

Before the meat hits the smoke, it's steeped in heavy brine. Salt is harsh; it draws out moisture and 'stings' to preserve the hard truth.